Want A Band aid?

Pregnant people have stupid, twisted dreams. I have bad memory so whenever I have one of these stupid dreams, I forget it until the end of the day and I have a chance to post. I think I had about 5 stupid dreams last night. I don't remember them all but I remember one very vividly in my head.

I was in our upstairs bathroom around 3 in the afternoon. The neighbor and a guy that resembled Dana's boyfriend Brian were working on my neighbors porch roof. I'm pretty sure my neighbor doesn't have shingles on his roof. We do not have shingles on our roof. Our roof is tall than theirs, I think. Anyway, they were working on the roof and they ran out of shingles. Somehow, the man resembling Brian jumped from my neighbors roof to my roof to take shingles from our roof because we just had random shingles laying up there?... Our houses aren't close at all. We have good distances between the houses here, well at least most people do. He did this several times with no problem. Finally on one jump he did it. He didn't land right and slid and scraped his face. He didn't fall off the roof. He managed to climb his way back up and walk over to my bathroom window. When he got to the bathroom window he knocked on the window. I was in the bathroom and opened the window and almost puked from the sight of it. I left him in the bathroom window. I was speachless because it looked so bad. I turned my head, handed him a white towel and walked towards the door. He asked for neosporan (sp?) so I walked back over and dug it out. I could look at him now because he wasn't full of blood. Instead of saying "would you like me to help you with that?" or "would you like to go get that checked out at the hospital?" I said "would you like a band aid?" a single band aid. a single freakin' band aid for his whole face. What kind of person am I? Seriously. I did end up helping him apply the neosporan and a few large band aids. When all that was done and he said "Thank you, thank you very much." I assisted him down our steps and out the backdoor. Once we got on the deck and he shook my hand I stopped him before he made his way down the steps and said "May I ask you a question?" He goes "Sure..." I go "Is your name Brian, Dana's boyfriend?" He goes "ummmm... yeah." I go "Okay, have a good day. Sorry about all the scrapes on your face. Hope they get better." He goes "Thanks, have a good day. But how do you know my name is Brian and I have a girlfriend named Dana?" I go "well, you just told me your name was brian. hah. I read Dana's blog and you looked like her boyfriend Brian so I thought I would ask. Bye, have a good day and tell Dana I said hi!" He said "okay i will. goodbye." He walked away and I returned to cleaning my bathroom. weird.

i woke ryan up and told him this and he goes wow, was it spiderman?