Not Me Monday!

This is my first time participating in Not Me Monday.

• I did not tell a student to shut up before I smack him. That's just totally mean. And I'm not mean.
• I did not turn off the baby monitor last night because I didn't want to deal with Preston. That's just totally not momish. And I'm going for mother of the year!
• I did not scream at the top of my lungs today at some kid because he wanted to go to the bathroom. God knows guys have shitting problems. And I don't want the room stinking!
• I did not rip a test up today because a student was talking the the middle of class.
  
• I did not trip over my children's toys when I got home from school today. I'm totally not that clumsy.
  
• I did not put the dogs outside so they would stop barking. That's being cruel. It's too cold out.
  
• I did not ask my sister for money. I would never do such greedy things.
  
• I did not eat 5 cupcakes in the past two days because they were soo yummy. I don't like sweet things that much!

What did you not do?