Saturday, June 21, 2008

Sex

HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?
Duh. A week without sex? Who are you kiddin?

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
If my deck counts, yes.

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
I don't know.

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
Possibly the first time because it hurt?

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yep.

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
No. I don't regret anything.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Nope.

DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Dirty Talk.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yea.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No? Why would I do that?

EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
No.

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yea.

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
No.

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yea.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Aha. I'd rather not share.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
15

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Ryan. Duh.

DO YOU LIKE 69?
If I'm in the mood.

ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Nah.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
I only have one right now. But I've had sex with quite a few people.

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Not really considering Ryan and I have sports cars and their's no room in the back and the back of the 'family' car has a car seat base in it and Abbie's car seat.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Only if I see him.

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Ew. No.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yea. =/

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Good. Sometimes.

LINGERIE?
I have some.

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Nope. Came close though.

HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES- YES OR NO

park?
No.

pool?
Almost.

hot tub?
No.

church?
I would never.

cemetery?
I hate cemeteries.

school (or parking lot)?
no


parent's bed (other persons)?
yes.

your bed?
yeah

car?
yeah

public library?
no

in a barn?
no

in front of a window (curtains open)?
yeah

in front of a window (curtains closed)?
yeah

picnic table?
no

in the snow?
no

in a tree or tree house?
no

same room while a friend was doing it?
yea.

same room with a friend watching?
i don't think so.

kitchen table?
yea.

kitchen counter?
no

couch/chair?
yeah

pool table?
no

on top of a bar?
no

front lawn in daylight?
no..

At a relatives house while visiting?
yea.

On top the roof?
no

On a bus (school/public/coach)?
no.

Public restroom?
no

Dining room/kitchen table?
yes

Woods?
no

Hood of a car?
no

Bathroom?
yea.

Shower?
yep

The other person's bed?
yeah

Porch/deck/balcony?
yea.

In a house with parents home?
yea.

At a party?
yea. How do you think I lost my virginity?

On top of the washer/dryer?
nope

With other people in the room?
yeah

Hotel?
yea. Beach. Duh.

Concert?
nope

At your workplace (or partner's)?
nope

Grandparent's house?
no

Field?
no

Beach?
not on the beach. in the hotel at the beach.

Bleachers?
no

Golf course?
no

Tennis court?
no

Elevator?
no

Parking ramp?
no

I doubt anyone else will/would post this. But go ahead. Tell me if you do.

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