Carnival.

Everything is looking better. I came home yesterday just because I wanted to. I couldn't stand the hotel room. I missed my house and my dogs. I guess tomorrow? they will find out about the lump. I have no clue. But I'm staying home for the week and actually going to work. Yipee. [not] Whatever.

We decided that it would be fun to take the kids to the carnival over the mountain. I think we were wrong. This is how it went:

A: Mommy, I wanna ride that ride.
M: Not right now. Mommy and Ryan want to find something to eat. We haven't eaten all day.
A: But I said I wanna ride it RIGHT NOW.
M: But I said no.
A: I don't care. I wanna ride that ride.
M: If you don't stop we're going home.
A: Ryan mommy won't let me ride that ride. Will you please take me on it?
R: No. Mommy said no. We're going to get something to eat.
A: That's not fair.
R: Life isn't fair.
A: I wanna ride that ride.
M: If you don't shut up, I'm taking you to the car and taking you home.
A: I don't wanna go home.
M: Well then stop. I haven't eaten all day. I'm hungary.
We finally get to eat. On the way to the ride-
A: I wanna play that game.
M: NO!
A: I want the fishy.
M: NO! The cats will eat the fish.
A: Ryan, will you win me a fishy?
R: NO! Mommy said no and that's the end of it.
M: Do you wanna ride the ride or not?
A: No.
Me to Ryan: OMG. Shoot me now.
A: Mommy, Brother went to sleep.
M: Ok good. Let him alone.
As I was saying that, she woke him up.
M: Now what the hell did you do that for?
A: He didn't need to sleep.


I now know to not take her to the carnival when I'm cranky and she's tired.