I have learned MANY lessons over the weekend.
- If you plan on playing with your almost 4 year old daughter in the back yard, either wear sneakers or go bare footed. Flip Flops DO NOT work. You will over turn your ankle and be cripple for a few days.
- If you drink too much diet mountain dew at one time, you will get sick. Maybe not puke, but sick.
- If you're jumping on the trampoline with an almost four year old, don't jump super high. You might make them fall. Hard. And then they will cry. And scream bloody murder. I promise you.
- If you decide to play outside with your family right after the grass was cut, don't wear $60 jeans. Unless you can pull money out of your ass for a new pair because you just ruined them. A day after you bought them.
- Do not put a good outfit on your 3 month old son if you are going somewhere special. And he needs to be fed. And he usually spits up after he eats. If he doesn't have to eat at that special place, it's ok. I promis you that too.
- Do not wear a good shirt when burping your 3 month old.
- Train your almost 4 year old to not run around the house like a maniac with no clothes when you are expecting visitors. Make sure they are dressed and calmed down when your visitors arrive. My friends came down. Abbie was running around naked. Like a maniac as they walked in the door. Of course they laughed. Which made her do it even more. Stupid people.
- If you have a cut on your finger, such as the one I have, watch that you don't split the cut open. I woke up at 3am this morning to go to the bathroom, as I was walking out of the bathroom I noticed that my finger was bleeding. I don't know how I did it. But I did.
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i am still hung up on the $60 pair of jeans...ugh!
that was quite the weekend! my 4 year old the does running around naked thing too- it cracks her up and when other laugh, she just does it more as well. She and Abbie would get along!
I pay alot for my jeans. I buy most of them at Hollister and Aeropostale. They last good and they fit me well. Especially the one from Aeropostale because I am so tall.
Sometimes she makes me want to rip my hair out. Like tonight when I took her upstairs to the bathroom that they use to get a bath.. she decided she didn't want to get a bath. She got in. Splashed water. EVERYWHERE. My bathroom was soaked. She was put in her room for the rest of the night. No tv. That's her punishment.
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